I lost my mojo after eating a Corndog!
What is a Corndog I hear you asking (ok in my pretend world you asked) it is a frankfurter hot dog wrapped in corn bread and then deep fried, yes I know it sounds disgusting and yes it was disgusting but I think that they must have sprinkled in some heroin as I can't stop thinking about it.
So after the deep fried bread wrapped sausage I came home from holidays and decided to start/restart the healthy eating AGAIN. So they is now no pleasure in anything that I do,
I have given up
DIET COKE -my real 1 true love
ALCOHOL - can't cope with the hangovers anymore
CARBS- my trainer at the gym says they are bad
EATING OUT- can't resist the lovely things on the menu
LAUGHING- read the above list and you will know why
CHOCOLATE- life is now officially over
CRISPS- what is the point of living
How I wish that my every thought wasn't about food, that I don't go to bed dreaming about being able to eat another corndog without worrying that my arteries will explode how I wish that 1 thing will be enough.
I'm an all or nothing kind of girl so I have to give it my all it's the way I was made, so I will go to the gym 4 times a week and live on leaves and stay quiet on twitter because my life has become so dull that even if I type a tweet and then reread it I automatically delete so as not to cause others to harm themselves out of despair!
It is a short blog as you have realised that I have been nowhere done nothing, so that is it until I break into the emergency chocolate and get my mojo back!!!!!
